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aha..crnjaci..


dolazi muškarac u rodilište da vidi svoju bebu po prvi put. dočeka ga doktor i kaže mu:
"nažalost... imam loše vijesti..."
muškarac upita:"pa što je bilo?"
doktor:"pa znate...dijete vam je rođeno...uh...rođeno bez ruku..."
čovjek onako gleda..i kaže:"paa...ok...ruke..što sad..."
a doktor se opet onako zamisli malo i kaže:
"da..ali ovaj..znate..rođeno je i bez nogu..."
muškarac onako gleda pomalo začuđujuće i reče:
"ah...šteta...ali dobro..izdržat ću i to...."

no doktor ne odustaje..i nastavi:
"ali....ali..to nije sve....uh..znate...vaše dijete nema niti trupa..."
muškarac onako gleda:
"što?..oh..pa dobro...bar glavu ima..."
doktor se onako opet zamisli...i kaže:
"a znate..nema niti glavu...."
muškarac gleda totalno začuđeno i kaže:
"pa dobro...što onda ima????"
doktor:"najbolje da sami pogledate..."

i doktor odvede muškarca u jednu prostoriju i pokaže mu prstom na jednu zdjelu u kojoj su plivala dva oka i kaže:
"ovo je vaš sin..zapravo...to su njegove oči..."
muškarac onako sav sretan pogleda u zdjelu s očima i počne mahati svom sinu sa smiješkom na licu.

a doktor:
"oprostite..ali slijep je..."

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Death-of-Art wrote:
aha..crnjaci..


dolazi muškarac u rodilište da vidi svoju bebu po prvi put. dočeka ga doktor i kaže mu:
"nažalost... imam loše vijesti..."
muškarac upita:"pa što je bilo?"
doktor:"pa znate...dijete vam je rođeno...uh...rođeno bez ruku..."
čovjek onako gleda..i kaže:"paa...ok...ruke..što sad..."
a doktor se opet onako zamisli malo i kaže:
"da..ali ovaj..znate..rođeno je i bez nogu..."
muškarac onako gleda pomalo začuđujuće i reče:
"ah...šteta...ali dobro..izdržat ću i to...."

no doktor ne odustaje..i nastavi:
"ali....ali..to nije sve....uh..znate...vaše dijete nema niti trupa..."
muškarac onako gleda:
"što?..oh..pa dobro...bar glavu ima..."
doktor se onako opet zamisli...i kaže:
"a znate..nema niti glavu...."
muškarac gleda totalno začuđeno i kaže:
"pa dobro...što onda ima????"
doktor:"najbolje da sami pogledate..."

i doktor odvede muškarca u jednu prostoriju i pokaže mu prstom na jednu zdjelu u kojoj su plivala dva oka i kaže:
"ovo je vaš sin..zapravo...to su njegove oči..."
muškarac onako sav sretan pogleda u zdjelu s očima i počne mahati svom sinu sa smiješkom na licu.

a doktor:
"oprostite..ali slijep je..."

LOL !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said: “Stop! Don’t do it!”
“Why shouldn’t I?”, he said.
I said: “Well, there’s so much to live for!”
He said: “Like what?”
I said: “Well… are you religious or atheist?”
He said: “Religious.”
I said: “Me too! Are you Christian, Muslim or Buddhist?”
He said: “Christian.”
I said: “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
He said: “Protestant.”
I said: “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
He said: “Baptist!”
I said: “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
He said: “Baptist Church of God!”
I said: “Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”
He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God!”
I said: “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”
He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”
I said: “Die, heretic scum!” and pushed him off.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dragonlord wrote:
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said: “Stop! Don’t do it!”
“Why shouldn’t I?”, he said.
I said: “Well, there’s so much to live for!”
He said: “Like what?”
I said: “Well… are you religious or atheist?”
He said: “Religious.”
I said: “Me too! Are you Christian, Muslim or Buddhist?”
He said: “Christian.”
I said: “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
He said: “Protestant.”
I said: “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
He said: “Baptist!”
I said: “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
He said: “Baptist Church of God!”
I said: “Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”
He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God!”
I said: “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”
He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”
I said: “Die, heretic scum!” and pushed him off.

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Kad dijabetičari umiru?





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Gladijajator,
Kara te kid 1,2,3,
Masakr sa motornim dildom 1,2,3,
Kako je počela prostitucija na mom otoku,
Gurni muški,
Alisa u zemlji uda,
"Vlakić" u snijegu,
Neki to vole veće,
Napad na policijsku stražnjicu,
Genijalni ud,
Prijebite osumnjičene,
Robin Ud - Muškarci u tajnicama,
Salaš u maloj riti,
Spermudski trokut,
Aleksandrov veliki,
Sperminator,
Svrši drugi dan,
Svršavanje vojnika Ryana,
Maratonci prće počasni guz,
Društvo krutih penisa,
Ljudi u crnoj,
Lepa seka lepo gore,
Draga povećao sam penis,
Ispovijesti opasnog uda,
Polucijska akademija,
Njoj se guzi u ćuzi,
Neki to vole kruće,
Sve predsjednikove grudi,
Oralni ured,
Društvo krutih penisa,
I konji uživaju, zar ne?,
Kaliguza te
In Diana Jones.

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suzama sam ljepio tapete, otišla si, odvela si dete
Sad si se vratila po vitrinu,mars u picku materinu
nemoj mi plakati na pragu,da mi vrata ne pokupe vlagu


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